Treasures from an Unfair Lottery

I have a number of old editions of NEMONYMOUS anthology books, four remaining copies of the out of print WEIRDMONGER (now worth quite a lot if signed), [the spare NEMONYMOUS NIGHT – now deleted this item as it has been awarded 0n 13 June] and AGRA ASKA and ONLY CONNECT and other books…all available to be signed by me, if required.  All free, if you’re lucky in a no-rules, no health-and-safety enterprise. No catches or swindles. Just my arbitrary decision based on secret dice throws. Well, you know me.  You have possibly nothing to lose but  something to gain.

If you are prepared to chance your arm with the Synchronised Shards of Random Truth & Fiction, please convey your requirements in this lottery of fate. The only thing you will be asked to pay by paypal is shipping – IF you are unlucky.

My email bfitzworth@yahoo.co.uk for your deals or no deals.

Deadline: never.

Tell others about this so that you are cheated out of a greater chance of benefiting.

This is likely not dissimilar to a lucky dip on Clacton Pier.

There are many other bonus or forfeit items that may apply.

Go on, you know it makes no sense.

E. & O.E.

EDIT: 13 Jun 11: By entering this enterprise, you automatically give permission that, publicly, I can tell doubters that you ‘won’ a certain treasure.

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12 responses to “Treasures from an Unfair Lottery

  1. Bring it on, Lewis! Throw the dice here and now, in public……I’ll happily risk any forfeit out in the open.

    Christopher Barker
    http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587610678

  2. In tune with the random unfairness and unwarranted retrocausality of this enterprise, no ‘deals’ or ‘no deals’ will be transacted other than by private email. Also there is an arbitrary spiteful non-guarantee of timing regarding when decisions will be made and packages shipped subsequent to decision. Rest assured, though, once a ‘deal’ has been made, it will be honoured. And a deal *will* be made eventually, even if it is a ‘no deal’.

  3. Also, regarding an email I’ve received from someone – please be abstemiously targeted in your attempted influence on the dice as the dice are loaded towards those with humble requirements.

  4. The more people who write to me and tell me that it is *you* who sent them to this blog post the more loaded your own dice will become in your apparent favour.

  5. I will cheat though

    Craig Herbertson

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  7. Thanks, Craig. 🙂
    For those who don’t know, there is a proper competition for the ‘Weirdmonger’ hardback (signed to you – worth £250 according to that link I have shown in the text above), a competition soon drawing to its close here:
    https://nullimmortalis.wordpress.com/2011/05/19/win-a-weirdmonger-2/

    Also for those who don’t know, these are the details of the NEMONYMOUS NIGHT novel being published tomorrow by Chomu Press!! http://www.nemonymous.com

  8. The spare NEMONYMOUS NIGHT has now been awarded to Tony Lovell following a throw of the dice. Plenty more treasures to be awarded.

  9. Sorry, been too busy lately to administer this unfair lottery. It will happen, though, one day.

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